Me. At least after what I've been through.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He's a Shit stain on my heart
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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