Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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