I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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