there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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