What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
