I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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