I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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