I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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