Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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