my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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