good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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