Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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