She said her name was "party"
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
How external is "for external use only"?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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