I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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