I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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