Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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