In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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