You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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