dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
only you would photoshop your dick
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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