Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He keeps bees of course he's weird
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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