So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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