just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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