Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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