Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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