Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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