Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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