my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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