Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Someone stole a lamp last night.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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