she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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