Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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