This girl is more easily done than said...
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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