yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Is it because I queefed?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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