I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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