tell your sister to shave her snatch
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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