so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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