Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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