Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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