Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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