hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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