"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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