I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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