your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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