I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I believe in your delicious
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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