You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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