She is in my trunk
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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