why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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