Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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