I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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