Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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