I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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