I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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