Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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