whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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