i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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