i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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